shabbat shalom motherfuckers

The best quote in the movie The Hebrew Hammer (2003, Adam Goldberg et al)

The protagonist uses this phrase after pwning some Nazis and getting some free "straight up black label manischevitz" lol.

the opening song's lyrics in the movie from hence the quote " shabbat shalom motherfuckers " came:

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Hammer, Amen
He's trying to do some good
Helping brothers in the chood
Hammer, Right On
Who's the k*** that won't cop out
When there are gentiles all about?
Hammer, All Right
BARUCH HATAH ADONAI ELOHEINU MELEH HA'OLAM
Can you dig it?
He's a complicated Jew
But no one understands him but his mother
Cuz he's a badmother...
SHEKET VIVAKAH SHAH

by some jew February 9, 2008

Shalom the creep

A Shalom the creep as the definition implies is in fact a homosexual who lives for the dick which creeps out girls can be shorten to STC or suck the cock which it thinks about. And no matter what people say when it moans it is in fact not sexy but it does help when it listens to recordings of itself moaning and jacks off to it of course using they’re .5 mm tweezer to help out

Oh no it’s a Shalom the creep he’s coming to rape us

by Meir Schwartz December 9, 2019

Sharomiya

Sharomiya will be your bestfriend, your sister and your mom all in one she’s the most funniest and prettiest girl you will ever meet her laugh is annoying but you’ll get used to it she’s such a crackhead but a bestfriend she’ll stay by your side no matter what happens you may fall out wiv her but it don’t matter becuase she’s your BESTFRIEND and your partner in crime

Your such a sharomiya

by Aggggyyy🥺 June 27, 2019

shaglomp

the epic combination of a shag and a glomp. ie running, hugging and shagging.

Meg was so enthused to see Alice that she immediately shaglomped her.

by aliceis_ February 25, 2009

Shalomslice

A term of admiration towards a close friend of Jewish descent.

Heather: "What's up, Shalomslice?!"

Kelsey: "Nothin' much; I'm about to shalom this history work."

by Jay and Silent Gnome May 7, 2009

shaglomp

the epic combination of a shag and a glomp. ie running, hugging and shagging.

Meg was so enthused to see Alice that she immediated shaglomped her.

by aliceis_ February 25, 2009

Shaloming

The new planking, chest out, arms out, butt out, look buff.

Shaloming around the ohio northern campus. anywhere any time

by Ohio Northern student August 1, 2012