favor sharking

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Sharkian

A religion made by the one and only Fijiiwater. It is the number one and sexiest religion out there.

Whoa, did you see those shark worshipers?
Yes I've heard they are Sharkian.

by Marqiio June 19, 2021

Sharkian

A religion made by Fijiiwater to worship the best animal ever, sharks.

What are those people doing?
I don't know but they call themselves Sharkian

by Marqiio June 19, 2021

Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.

Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.

by JpodNi February 6, 2020

Shakin' hands with President Johnson

Verb

1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!

by Dankglas Quaid November 5, 2015

Sharmin

Sharmin means a

1-beautifulangel

Whose 2-faithful and smart ,kind and generous

1-did you see that sharmin
2-she is very sharmin

by Danielle perish May 7, 2018

Sharkian

A new religion made by @fijiiwater on Instagram. All the sharkians believe that shark is the prettiest animal in the world, our god, our lord. Most of them have written "sharkian" in their bio so you can recognize them.

Have you heard about sharkians? It's a new religion. I'm a sharkian too!

by Ruri M June 22, 2021