by alakandel November 2, 2020
One of the naturally most enlightened beings you will ever have the pleasure of meeting.
They usually dress in a very original way, reminiscent of their particular and well-thought out take on the world. They have the wise essence of a dozen Tibetan monks, the style of a alternative-goth on acid, and carry themselves proudly with little care for those too narrow-minded to admire the effort in his sophisticated style.
They know how to appreciate good food and you can trust them to give you the biggest foodgasm (sometimes accompanied with a food coma) you’ve ever had in your little existence.
They will make your life a lot more whole. Stick around and try to give back to them however much you can .
They usually dress in a very original way, reminiscent of their particular and well-thought out take on the world. They have the wise essence of a dozen Tibetan monks, the style of a alternative-goth on acid, and carry themselves proudly with little care for those too narrow-minded to admire the effort in his sophisticated style.
They know how to appreciate good food and you can trust them to give you the biggest foodgasm (sometimes accompanied with a food coma) you’ve ever had in your little existence.
They will make your life a lot more whole. Stick around and try to give back to them however much you can .
Guy #1: Wow did you look at this guy? His aura screams big dick energy. And his necklaces? Straight out of Mad Max!
Guy #2: Right?! This dude is wearing a long dark pancho with those shiny as fuck Dr. Martens… and no high socks?!
Guy #3: Dude I bet i can dress like that, or even better.
Guy #1 and #2: CANNOT SIA
Guy #3: Why the fuck can I not?
Guy #1 and #2: Because you’re not a Shao Kai!
Guy #2: Right?! This dude is wearing a long dark pancho with those shiny as fuck Dr. Martens… and no high socks?!
Guy #3: Dude I bet i can dress like that, or even better.
Guy #1 and #2: CANNOT SIA
Guy #3: Why the fuck can I not?
Guy #1 and #2: Because you’re not a Shao Kai!
by FoxesEtThé November 24, 2021
styled Benchu, he was the son of Yuan Feng, Minister of Interior. Advised He Jin to kill the eunuchs in court, until He Jin was killed in a ploy by Duan Gui. Yuan Shu's half brother Yuan Shu tried to defeat Duan Gui with his 200 Huben troops, but failed. Yuan Shao chsed the fleeing Duan Gui (who had captured the King of Chen Liu. Benchu had all of the eunuchs executed and chased Duan Gui, eventually causing Gui to kill himself. Cao Cao appointed Yuan Shao the commander of the anti Dong Zhuo alliance, and eventually, the alliance disbanded after Zhuo's death.Eventually, Shao defeated Gongsun Zan at the battle of Yi Jing and took command of some of Zan's troops, and He Bei. Cao Cao led a campaign against Yuan Shao to gain control of He Bei, where his guest general Guan Yu routed Yan Laing's forces (killing Liang) and Xu Huang routed Wen Chou's (killing Chou). They met at the battle of Guan Du, where Shao had Lord Cao in a tight position, but with Cao's catapults, he managed to hold off Shao. Then Cao crossed the river and burned Yuan Shao's supplies at Wu Chao. Eventually, Yuan Shao had his strategist Tian Feng executed, and Liu Bei (his guest general) left his service. Shao eventually died of illness in 202AD
<see above for the example!!!>
by Xuanlong February 14, 2005
by adam64747848595 March 26, 2014
Dont be a Shao Chong.
by Realwilber October 7, 2018
Friend: What’re you dressed up as
Me: Korean Street Vendor
Friend: How do you say that in Korean
Me: Bing Ling Shao
Me: Korean Street Vendor
Friend: How do you say that in Korean
Me: Bing Ling Shao
by GemZen November 2, 2022