Shanking

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

by JDL1234567890 July 1, 2005

P'shankin

To offend someone greatly,can mean anything you want.

Dude! I got totally P'shanked last night!
That party was P'shankin'!
Quit being such a P'shank Cindy!

by Autumn-Radical January 3, 2008

faux shankin

the term used for ghetto way or half ass way of doing things.

Dude your car is so faux shankin, what did u do fix it with duck tape again?

by urbanwordhunter April 11, 2010

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.

An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"

by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014

Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.

by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009

Shanking

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby

Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.

by UnknownTruth March 13, 2004