Roll of shame

A method of self-spotting while bench pressing. The bar is allowed to fall to your chest, at which point you roll it down your torso until low enough that you can sit up.

I tried pushing max reps on my work set and ended up doing the roll of shame.

by Darvon December 19, 2011

Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016

Shakespearience

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.

Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

by all kids love heavy metal December 23, 2008

Shakes the clown

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010

crown of shame

When a man is bald on top yet he lets his hair grow on the sides instead of just shaving the whole thing.

Mary would go out with Bob if he would just shave that crown of shame.

by KevinHandren March 15, 2015

stall shame

The act of remaining in the stall long after the flush when someone else has entered the restroom, because that person does not wish anyone to associate them with the actions and/or smell which occurred there.

Experiencing some serious stall shame, Longwith sat quietly on the shitter, hoping that the other person would hurry up with the hand washing and leave.

by David 2008 June 17, 2007

shamestick

A stick of butter rolled in sugar and then eaten

You're fat because you love those god damn shamesticks!!

by FS SMITH February 19, 2009