The only one King Henry VIII truly loved, when her son was newly born, she died. But she’s not what she seems or is she? Stick around and you’ll suddenly see more.

You can build her up, you can tear her down, you can try but Jane Seymour is unbreakable

Jane Seymour by six the musical March 14, 2022

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Seymour Butz

Dr. Butz is a board certified Family D.E.Z. physician committed to holistic yet Ligma patient care in the urgent care settings.
He earned a A.S.S. in the study of Asintits in Biomedical Engineering at Bofa State University at West Ohio and later returned to Uranus (where he grew up) for medical school at University of Hogwarts Southwestern Infarmary Center. Afterwards, he completed his feature on Brazzorz at Overlook Medical Center in Summit, NJ, before joining PromptMD.

Dr. Butz is fluent in Jeberish Adameese and Pig Latin. In his free time, he enjoys , pooping, and exploring the city on unicycle.

Sick Childes mother: My Child is very sick I wanna Seymour Butz over here

Doctor: You want a what!?

Seymour Butz: I'm here I can help you child

Seymour Butz by Dr Butz May 6, 2022

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Feed me seymour

An expression of desire, a request for satiation.

I want to attack that village! Feed me Seymour!

Feed me seymour by duderanch May 21, 2008

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Seymour, Indiana

The most boring city, maybe ever. Most excitement in Seymour is the occasional heroin OD or a couple of kids threatening to fight. All the fun things in Seymour have since shut down. If you want shitty housing and people, come to Seymour.

Man, I hate living in Seymour, Indiana. I'm lucky to have some people there.

Seymour, Indiana by Dank_Science44 June 8, 2017

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