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Sexlexia

A mental disorder where a person sees connotations for sex everywhere, principally within literature. The term can also be applied more generally to encompass all forms of communication and social life.
The concerned person will be very disagreeable and will, unconsciously, relate everything you say to him, to sex. He will be incapable of any clear thought whatsoever.
Certain people believe that sexlexia may cause an irreversible modification of the brain, which will block the victim from clear thought for the rest of his life. Specialists disagree over the cause of the illness, but it is most commonly believed that Sexlexia is not only influenced by the social lifestyle of the victim, but also by the size of his penis (very small).
Dialog:
Man 1: Did you see the fooball match last night?
Sexlexic: What, you have a foot fetish now do you?

Most common sexlexia symptom:
Man 2: It was so hot last night.
Sexlexic: Ur mom was so hot last night!
by TheZoolooMaster September 24, 2006
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sexlexic

adj. A condition in which you confuse common words for sexual or perverted words. Can be used as a noun, i.e. sexlexia
John: "I had the weirdest dream last night."

Pat: "I thought that said you had the WETTEST dream last night."

John: "Pat, you're so sexlexic, I swear."
by sexlexia101 August 30, 2009
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Sexlang

A sexlang is when a person doesn't want to have sex because they feel uncomfortable or are scared because there a virgin
Alan: Let's get in on, sexy

Sarah: Not today babe

Alan: What why babe

Sarah: Because I'm a virgin and I'm scared

Alan: Well we're breaking up. I can't live with a Sexlang

Sarah: No babe

Alan: Bye Sarah
by YaNansAnkles July 12, 2018
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Sexlexia

A mental ailment often causing one afflicted to mix up common terms for certain sexual action.
Girl: Hey do you want to 69

Sexlexia afflicted male: Nah, how about some 96?
by Andy Prefer April 20, 2014
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Sexlationship

A relationship based solely on sex, casual hooking up, and booty calls with no strings attached or seriousness.
You are so in a sexlationship with Kenny. All you do with him is have sex with no conversation, hanging out, or dates.
by BlueEyedIrishLassie July 21, 2011
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Sexwax

Not to be confused with Sex wax Surfboard Wax.
This can be a gay or straight move depending on the length of the partners hair.
When a guy (or maybe girl) has a partner with short hair, and cums onto their hair, then uses the cum to style their partners hair, much like Hair Wax or Hair Gel.
P1: Your partners hair is spiky today.
P2: Yeah, I gave them a sexwax.
by AriaA May 7, 2011
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Sexlexia

A learning disability which causes a male to attempt penetration of the wrong holes during intercourse. Often misdiagnosed as anal fixation.
Girl: WTF are you doing? That's my ear!

Guy: Sorry. I have Sexlexia.
by liquid7a5 February 19, 2009
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