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Sex Potion

Remember when you experimented with that... you know... You might need this sex potion.
by jdbly19 January 1, 2012
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Sex Potato

A person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having sex. This may be someone who forces his partner for a blowjob, handjob, or positions which requires no participation from this person (Like woman-on-top) and won't do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.

This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)
Kate: I left Joe 'coz he was such a sex potato, I was completely tired.
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time
by troPunk June 12, 2010
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sex potato

Someone who is totally inactive during sex usually causing frustration in the other partner for having to do all the work.
Craig: Dude! How was that chick you hooked up with last night?

Dude: Bad! Man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total sex potato! She just laid there!
by twirlinboy June 30, 2010
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sex potion

He became weak in sex and began taking sex potions in large numbers.
by uttam maharjan November 24, 2013
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Sex Potato

comes from the term "couch potato". means someone who is completely lazy in terms of sex and does absolutely nothing, leaving their partner to do all the work.
person number one: so...me and hailey had sex last night
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a sex potato.
by vampiregurl98 December 15, 2013
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having sex with harry potter

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.
by crystalann chaos June 17, 2008
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Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.
She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"
by Person.forever May 13, 2021
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