Semen

A perfectly acceptable substitute for mayonnaise

Person one: Do you have any mayonnaise?
Person two: No, but I have a ton of semen

by Totallynotcolelol December 24, 2019

Semen

What comes out your penis when your uncles rubs it

Bruh, there was so much semen on my uncles bed yesterday

by DcWahlX March 17, 2020

semenancy

The use of semen in divination rituals - most commonly done by reading the patterns formed after giving someone a 'facial'.

"For thousands of years practitioners of sex magick have used semenancy to foretell the future."

by Dribbles23 March 10, 2008

semenated

when something has traces of semen in it

Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets

by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

Semenator

One who emits ridiculously large amounts of semen after sufficient stimulation to his manhood. Does not mean he has a large didgeridoo or is immune to the feared premature ejaculation. Not too much is known about semenators...

Don't you love it when a huge load bursts all over onto your face? Good god I love semenators!

by LeFreddy September 2, 2010

Semen.

A source of currency for hookers.

Ash: What do you use to pay those cheerleaders you travel with?
Gary: I pay them with my semen.

by Gokudera191 February 4, 2010

semening

The act of secreating, or shooting of semen.

She screamed loudly while I was semening, causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.

by AL KILL YOU September 7, 2008