Seatbelt Nazi

Often a person who is driving a vehicle, who INSISTS that you wear your seatbelt at ALL times. If you defy the seatbelt nazi, shit will hit the fan, word.

Andre "Dude, your Mom is a total seatbelt nazi!"

Rissa " I know, don't defy her, or she'll become SATAN! Word."

by MsRishah March 31, 2009

seatbelt bondage

When your seatbelt suddenly refuses to let out slack, inexplicably thinking that you're crashing. This only gets worse as you try to give it some slack to make it unbind, but only end up squeezing yourself in tighter. Eventually, the victim will either unbuckle or suffocate.

John tried to escape by sucking in and letting out some slack, but it was too late; he was in seatbelt bondage.

by HoboAC March 29, 2008

seatbelt boobie

when female breasts are devided by a car seat belt ,in a way to make the breasts more defined, leaving less to the imagination .

I almost drove off the road checking out her seatbelt boobie.

by spydirman70 March 12, 2014

Seatbelt Steeple

When you get an erection in the car, and, the damn seatbelt is in the way...

Carlos: “Hey, where are we gonna park the car?”
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!

by SuperiorSteve64 November 8, 2019

Seatbelt Nazi

A person who absolutely, positively refuses to start the car until everyone therein is buckled in, even if in a state where it's not required by law, and who will castrate her boyfriend if she sees him in any car unbuckled (This is to say 99.9% of all females.)

My girlfriend cut me off for a whole month because she caught me in an Uber without a seatbelt on. She was so angry I'm lucky I still have my both my testicles. What a seatbelt Nazi!

by enfant terrible April 3, 2021

seatbelt hoe

1. A person who fakes or acts like they own the car they're riding in.
2. The friend that hangs out the window trying to holla at females
3. That friend who always mean muggin from the front seat

Kim always acts like a seatbelt hoe whenever she's in your car

by Dr_PHD_MD_2004 October 11, 2015

seatbelt check

the act of slamming on your brakes when your friends don't have their seatbelts on

I seatbelt checked Nick...he shit his pants

by Mikeotis January 15, 2014