Sean Connery

When you get a boner you say Red October standing by in a Scottish accent.

Girl: Is this hott?
Guy: I got a Sean Connery, Red October standing by. Lets do this.

by goddy MC February 1, 2009

sean connery

you the man now dog

by king phil April 2, 2003

Sean Connery

The act of deceiving an individual whose first name happens to be Sean for purpose of personal or other gain.

Derived from the term Asshattery

If being an asshat is asshattery, then surely ripping a guy named Sean off must be Sean Connery.

by Taigitsune May 3, 2005

Sean Connery

Sean Connery is a now-retired Scottish actor whose career spans 1954-2003. He is best known as the first man ever to portray Ian Fleming's fictional British spy James Bond. He played the character in 6 films: "Dr. No" (1962), "From Russia With Love" (1963), "Goldfinger" (1964), "Thunderball" (1965), "You Only Live Twice" (1967), and "Diamonds Are Forever" (1971). He is also famous for portraying Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989). Other notable films are:

"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" (2003), as Allan Quatermain

"The Hunt For Red October" (1990), as Captain Marko Ramius

"A Bridge Too Far" (1977), as Major General Robert E. Urquhart

"The Rock" (1996), as John Patrick Mason

"First Knight" (1995), as King Arthur

"The Untouchables" (1987), as Jim Malone

"The Molly Maguires" (1970), as Jack Kehoe

Sean Connery is one bamf.

by locutusofdouche February 17, 2010

Sean Connery

Flogging yourself with beet greens in the ladies room

Lewis didnt get anything done today, since he spent hours pulling a sean connery

by Evilwoman123 July 22, 2009

Sean Connery

What you would say to someone (Usually a Friend) when they repeat the same story they have previously told.

Steve: "Dude, I totally almost died on the turnpike the other day"

Paul: "Sean Connery"

Steve: "WHAT! No Way"

Paul: "uh ya....this is like the 3rd time you told me this week"

by Steve Pinslayer June 14, 2010

Sean Connery Syndrome

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.

Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.

by clevername July 19, 2018