or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.
"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."
"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"
"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"
by Rapture333 April 29, 2009
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James thought he was cool for banging that filthy stripper, but when he bent down to get his wallet she totally gave him a salty sea spray.
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by hamster face April 21, 2009
Get the salty sea lion mug.When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
by Sea sailor October 26, 2014
Get the The salty sea sailor mug.An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!
Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!
Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
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Get the Certified Salton Sea Moment mug.When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!
by jamjam41 July 3, 2008
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