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ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.
Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise 

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

awkward sea turtle 

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.
Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!
awkward sea turtle by Berry Halls October 3, 2007

sea-turtle

When on the beach and needing to purge from too much alcohol, crawl away from your friends, faceplant into the sand, and vomit. Then cover your mess with sand, crawl over it, and repeat as necessary. Actions mimic those of a swimming sea turtle.
Did you drink too much? You look a little green.
Yeah, I need to sea-turtle. Be right back.

Yeah, I'm going to sea-turtle. Be right back.
sea-turtle by mocyeah88 August 12, 2015

sea turtle me 

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.
sea turtle ass by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021