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SDM Index

Shag, date, marry index.

The mathematical equation of a person's (male or female) likelihood to fulfill any of the three noted requirements both a) individually and b) collectively.

Equation Calculation

Maximum 33 points awarded for:

1) Desirability to Shag (chiefly British, or American 'bang')
2) Desirability to Date
3) Desirability to Marry

An overall virtual percentage can be derived as an index judgment to the candidate's complete desirability. In most cases the result would be declared as:

X,Y,Z

30,25,7

An SDM index of 62
Chandler: 'For me Elly is a 30, 25, 7 SDM Index. I'd love to bang her but wouldn't wanna watch X Factor with her every Saturday'.
by londonacidcity December 15, 2011
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Short Dick Man- a man with a bruised ego and a teeny weeny 🤏🏻🍆
Ew get out of my DM’s you SDM
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SDM is a huge movement started for people with not so huge dicks. SDM stands for Small Dicks Matter.

In a society boasting about having 12 inches schlongs... 68 percent of people just have an average dick size of 5 inches. So, if you are in those 68 percent... Come join SDM
Gym Rats have also joined the humongous SDM movement with not so humongous pp
by SDM's CEO October 9, 2021
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half of the school is nasty country people who say the n word or emos, ghetto bitches, and just the normal kids
SDMS sucks
by miley<3 October 19, 2021
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