Scunthorpe

An awful place in North Lincolnshire. Likely to get shanked up but Scunny Firm. Only go here to be able to say you went to sCUNThorpe.

Davide: yo bro I'm off Scunthorpe this weekend for the football match.
Ferdinand: don't get thanked up my man
Serga: shut up Ferdinand, you are one big sCUNThorpe
Ferdinand: sorry my g

by jewelsarelovely March 9, 2020

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe a town in North Lincolnshire East Midlands where you will come across a crackhead lying on a sofa in a back ally prostitutes will beg you to go with them for a fiver they have some famous faces such as Cedric crackhead Kev BIG dad who will tell you then government looks on your phone also the town centre is a place of such creatures like crackheads and spice heads lying on the floor Frodingham road is the place to buy cheap takeaways and fake cigarettes and your likely to get stabbed or shot walking up there on your own scunny is a wonderful place where you see the local smackheads punching bus windows and drug dealers on dirt bikes getting chased by the “feds” shouting fuck the feds

You ever been to Scunthorpe

by Scunthorpe July 6, 2022

Scunthorpe

A shit hole in Lincolnshire

Person 1: "You live in scunthorpe"
Person 2: "Fuck off, you live in Smethwick"

by Pete Basil Innit February 15, 2022

Scunthorping

The act of sliding off a leather sofa when a girl gets turned on.

She was scunthorping all over the place last night.

by mackerucd May 28, 2011

Scunthorpe pebbles

A mans very tight, hard testicles which resemble the feel of pebbles on a cold Scunthorpe beach.

Having left the sea…”my god it’s so cold in there they’ve turned into Scunthorpe pebbles”

by Pendles1969 September 25, 2021

Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe is a dead end town in north Lincolnshire East Midlands full of drug addicts drug dealers gangs teenagers with ski masks on getting chased by the police driving stolen mopeds and cars frodingham road is the worst place in the town full of takeaway shops and off licenses homeless crack heads smoking there pipes on the streets herione addicts lying on the street with needles hanging out there arms and prostitutes on every corner and back alley you are most likely to get shot stabbed or robbed in that part of the town such delights like crackhead kev who shouts at busses and puts Poundland bags on his head best place in Scunthorpe is the road out of that horrible rough maggot infested town should not be a part of England full of dossers

Have you ever been to Scunthorpe??

No I heard it was voted the second worst town in England

by Scunthorpe August 11, 2022

Scunthorpeian

Someone from the provenance of Scunthorpe, can also be added with areas nearby for added 'effect' i.e. Scuncastrian Birminghammanfieldian.

Dirty little scunthorpeian

by Sinewave1984 December 28, 2022