Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sculpting Water

A term used to describe something that is impossible to do

1) it's like trying to sculpt water.

2) I have more chance of sculpting water then....

by hteb78 November 27, 2012

Sculpting your twin

Reproducing a look-a-like of someone through the act of defecating. The look-a-like does not need to be exact to scale or even of the same skin color. The look-a-like is also not required to actually look like the person. It's the actual deification that reproduces the likeness of the person.

Jimmy: Where's Drew? Johnny: He said something about Sculpting Your Twin while taking a dump.

by DoubleD916 February 27, 2009

Sculptor charter school

An average prepy bitch boy school that you have to be on a list to get in to. All the teachers there got the life sucked out of them like 20 years ago (even the damn music teacher). Food there is shit and all the girls there are pick me hoes. The only person that gives that GD school life is the fucking awesome VP. Also they got rid of the monzeralla sticks, the one good thing on the fucking menu.

Kid 1: Didn't you used to go to that white boy school down in Titusville? Sculptor charter school?

Kid 2: Yea, mabey like 7 years ago when they still put juice in those Mr.J plastic pouches.

Kid 1: Damn! You're ancient!

by Bloop_blop_blink October 9, 2022

turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

Fart Sculpting

The act of sculpting a fart into an object, weapon, or other destructive device with intentions of harming the farter with it.

Billy: *Lifts ass to aim fart at Johnny* "lol I just pwned you"

Johnny begins fart sculpting *Takes Billies fart mid flight and shapes it into a fart RPG, which he then fires back at Billy*

by Felixbfk November 7, 2010

Sculptional

A functional sculpture. A sculpture that is artistic and serves a purpose.

The Amphitheater at Millennium Park, in Chicago, is sculptional.

by AngelicLillian June 4, 2016