scrumping

Stealing apples. Not to be confused with oggy raidingwhich is actually a form of anal intrusion with fruit, mostly enjoyed by peope chained to radiators.

I went scrumping in Paddy's field yesterday. Ah it was a hell of a craic. Ho ho ho. Mad as a box of frogs me!

by Sir Terrence of Wogan August 12, 2005

scrump

a cross between screw and hump...."scrump."

I really like to scrump.
I would really like to scrump!

by bread infection January 1, 2006

scrump

to have sex; to fuck; origin in New York State

I think I'll get scrumped when I get home from work

by scrumpy October 28, 2003

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009

scrump

Scrump is the short version of the word scrumptious meaning looking good.

Jess was looking scrump today with a capital SCRUMP!

by ushz.cmp May 4, 2011

Scrump

to have sexual intercourse, and/or are "scrumping"

"hey baby wanna scrump?"

by ImSpecialKYo December 7, 2009

Scrump

Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.

There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.

by Dharma Midget April 18, 2018