scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card

"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."

by Naptown85 March 31, 2010

scooping the chili

having sex with a woman of a large weight and small height whose belly button can be used as a chili bowl

250lbs and 4'11" ill be scooping the chili

by el devil July 28, 2009

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

Scoop Grinding (Scooping)

When grinding, the girl drops to the ground and rolls up slowly with her butt pointed out in a ice cream scooping motion. Extremely enjoyable to watch and feel by the guy.

"Dude, that girl was scoop grinding (scooping) me so many times last night it was so hot!"

by dwreck313 February 23, 2012

Garbage Scooping Arms

Originated from the television show "The Trailer Park Boys".

During "The Cheeseburger Picnic", Bubbles heads over to the “Convenients Store” and he somehow convinces Corey and Trevor to leave the store and come over to help Ricky and Julian. Ricky takes Trevor out to collect garbage, because as Bubbles explains, Trevor has huge alien garbage scooping arms.

Can be used to describe anyone with freakishly long arms.

Cheryl: "Hey, Brandon, you have alien garbage scooping arms. Hold them out, let me measure those freakish things."

by BAJohnstonismyweekenddad April 6, 2009