Scroogle

To juggle your balls in your hand through your ballsack.

Last night my dog was watching me scroogle and it was awesome

by NiggaBallsHDMI June 18, 2021

Scroungler Virus

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.

"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"

by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022

Scronge

When your nuts are stuck to the side of you leg

" Ah, its kinda hot out here.... i just hope i dont have.. O GREAT.. Someone get the spatula! I Got Scronge!

by Trevor Aldrich August 7, 2006

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

Scroogled

What happens when Google Maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." instead of the Starbucks you had been searching for.

This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.

So after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, I realized that there was no Barnes and Noble. I'd been painfully scroogled."

by Gypsy of the Old Folks Homes May 24, 2009

Scroogled

Getting rejected in a Google interview, ( a software engineering interview, not for hipster positions such as HR or Marketing). Basically means being asked tough ass algorithmic questions and not being able to answer one or more of these questions and getting rejected by Google as a result.

Me: Hey, I had my Google interviews last week.
Friend: Woah. Did the results come in?
Me: Yeah, I got scroogled.
Friend: Aww that's too bad. Don't let it get to you.
Me: Yeah, for sure man. Just lost a $100,000 job with some crazy perks. No biggie.
Friend: Let's do PizzaBoozeTelly?
Me: Yeah, PizzaBoozeTelly.

by burtWrapper April 28, 2015

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015