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scrots n' oats

noun:

A healthy and nutritious meal, preferably eaten as a breakfast, comprised of any kind of flaked or milled oats with a side of juicy scrotum.

Commonly mistaken for scrotmeal, which is the brunch version of scrots n' oats.
"Wow man, your breath smells like shit."
"Yeah dude, I had scrots n' oats for breakfast."
by Jim Rogers II March 11, 2008
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Scrotscratcher

A scrotscratcher is one of those annoying cunts that without warning starts scratching their bollocks. Sudden and violent sractching is often a sign of std's such as herpes.

This will generally mean that the subject that is scratching his nuts will either be a dity stop out thats sleeps with any slag or his wife / girlfriend is the local bike.
Vicar, dont be such a dirty fucking whore shagging scrotscratcher.
by Terry T November 29, 2006
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Scrosky

A Nasty Bitch.

A chick who's situation resembles soggy hamburger meat.

A girl who is probably having sex with your friends, and has vag. that smells like old tuna.
"Oh, dude.. I'm sorry your GF cheated on you with the entire city of Renton, I can't believe you were with her, that scrosky bitch smells like hot wet garbage on a sunny day.
by AmandaLickDeezNutZ August 6, 2009
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scroush

A butthole that is dripping a combination of diarrhea and semen after intense anal penetration and orgasm in which the dominator finishes in the anal cavity of the receiver.
Evan just got scroushed by Brett last night, and he had to clean it up himself afterwards.
by stevesaweiny028 July 28, 2016
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Scrock

To gurgle up phlegm and spit it out of your mouth .
That scum bag just scrocked on the sidewalk where the kids play hop-scotch.
by Belly Button Bandit July 31, 2018
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scrosexual

a person who is predominantly attracted to pre-op transsexuals or transwomen, someone who prefers transgendered people to women or men
I prefer transsexual porn to straight or gay porn because I'm a scrosexual.
by Scrotence Malone June 23, 2008
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