Screwdriver

A dildo.

I bought a screwdriver last night!

by Otachi365 June 20, 2016

Screwdriver

An annoying or a person that makes people frustrated. Commonly used to make fun people in an un-serious manner and just kidding around.

“Shut up, screwdriver!”

by Handlerock September 22, 2019

Screwdriver

A tool to drive in a screw, vodka with orange juice, and what people do on Faketaxi videos.

Bro, I totally screwdrivered that dude last night!

That was a family toad trip...

by MisterGaster June 2, 2021

Screwdriver

Insult or verb, used when someone screws something up.

"You absolute Screwdriver."
"He screwdrivered it."

by Mr_n0_n4m3 July 30, 2021

screwdriver

driver that drives and screws screws

Screwdrivers drives and screws screws

by leafly anonymous August 23, 2022

screwdriver in paradise

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.

Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

by smokeyblair June 7, 2019

Screwdriver n shit

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools

Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit

by Beike January 3, 2020