Scandinavian Shuffleboard

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.

Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.

by Braxxin May 2, 2011

Spangina

what happens to a males nether region when they wear spandex - it creates a spangina

wow, that spandex makes you have a major spangina

by jlokicks December 24, 2008

Scandinavian Backpedal

A reverse Dutch Rudder.

Nothing like a good Scandinavian Backpedal to make you go six fifths.

by Anal chilli pill September 7, 2012

Scandinavian Pipebomb

A bag of 'shrooms, slap of heroine, star-shaped snort of cocaine all done in under fifteen minutes.

Shit dogg, last night Charles did a Scandinavian Pipebomb in McCarthy Quad and shat his pants and subsequently convulsed.

by Risky Rick December 17, 2008

Scandinavian Penis

alternatively: Scandinavian "Penisula"

For people with a sense of humor and a dirty mind. orig. "Scandinavian Peninsula."

Coming from the fact that the peninsula looks a lot like a penis on a map, with Finland being another penis and the tips touching.

Person 1: Hey I heard Petre was from the Scandinavian Penis
Person 2: Really? What side of the ethnic meat staff is he from?
Person 1: I think Norway, he seems a lot fuzzier than a Swede or a Finn.
Person 2: Ha! I'd love to be from a penis-shaped country like Finland.

by Hugh Jazzdich October 28, 2013

scandinavia

The only place left in the world where metal will still get you laid.

Ooh, I love it when you growl like that.
Scandinavia!

by Ssonic April 22, 2006

SCRAGNAGILY

One real ugly, nasty, dirty bitch. Usually lives in a traler park.

Stay away from me you scragnagily bitch.

by CJRB February 1, 2005