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Scarf and Scram

Nosh. Food on the go. Quick meal. Fast food.
I’m going to grab a scarf and scram. Want some?

Wow look at her scarf and scram.
by Burkey Turkey March 24, 2019
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senior scramble

(n): The last-ditch attempt among college seniors to find new hook-up partners or consummate a long-standing crush before graduation. While the term may refer to the final year of college, it is usually understood to mean the final semester or trimester, especially during the last (spring) weeks of school. With the impending end of a college environment, the connotation of scramble is desperate solicitation and confession. The practice is common among both men and women.

(v): to engage in a senior scramble, or to be party to a senior scramble.
1. "Can you believe we're graduating in a month?"
"Time for senior scramble"

2. "She never called me back."
"You got senior scrambled."
by mxm March 8, 2009
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wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.
You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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sign scramblers

A group of enthusiasts who rearrange the plastic letters found on signs outside of businesses and schools alike, oftentimes forming vulgar phrases.
"Those pesky sign scramblers hit my sign again."
'PRUNING LILACS - BRING TOOLS - $5 FEE' --> 'LOCAL SLUT IS BRINGING PORN - $5 FEE'
by www.signscramblers.org January 27, 2004
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scamp

A mischievous, cheeky pest (in an endearing way). A mischief-maker.
Wait til I get my hands on you :-) You've tied my shoelaces together again, you little scamp!
by HNR July 30, 2008
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scamperton

The act of having a coffee whilst doing a poo
I think i might go have a scamperton.
by Deano007 December 24, 2008
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fap scramble

n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping
"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"

"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
by courtesy of /r9k/ February 14, 2012
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