Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.

Kevin: Jan you look tanned

Jan: Thank you, I was.... Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

by kdial2002 March 29, 2021

Scottsdale

A city in Maricopa County, Arizona, which is considered part of the Phoenix Metropolitan Area. Scottsdale has a reputation as possessing a highly affluent population, represented by its abundance of country clubs, golf courses, ratio of five nail salons to each square mile, and its retail crown jewel, the overpriced Scottsdale Fashion Square. This is part myth, however, as in fact many Scottsdale residents are actually middle class to upper-middle class and merely try to maintain an appearance of affluence by living off their overextended credit.

All the Targets in Scottsdale are full of cougars in velour tracksuits. Let's go down to Tempe Marketplace instead.

by bunnyfingers December 19, 2008

Scottsdale Wife

(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.

She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

Bulletproof Boy Scouts

A fancy name for the FBI or for the police.

Person 1: Dude, tf did you do this time?!
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: The Bulletproof Boy Scouts are here to arrest us!!!
Person 2: SHIT!!!!!

by Master Of Nations July 8, 2020

Madison Scouts

A World-Class drum and bugle corps that competes all over the country every summer, consistently making it to DCI Finals in August. Those who have witnessed a show by the Madison Scouts truly understand how powerful and moving a drum corps may be. MYNWA

"Did you go to DCI Finals last night"
"YEAH! I saw the Madison Scouts' performance, and it changed my life forever"

by ScoutsFan10 August 20, 2011

Scottsboro

a place that everyone wants to leave until they are gone for to long, beautiful scenery and not much else other than trouble

We live in the small town of Scottsboro AL

by meandthatsall icansay August 25, 2008

Scottsdale

A bunch of rich spoiled cousin fuckers that beg for there parents money

I fucking hate those Scottsdale fuckers

by Zachariasmithtomson October 22, 2019