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Scomo

To shake someone's hand without their consent and against their will.
I Scomo'd her. And when you're a Prime Minister they let you do it. Grab 'em by the hand!
by aukad January 6, 2020
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SCoaMF

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.

A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.

Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.

A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.
Did you hear that Obama has decided food stamps create jobs?

Yeah. What a SCoaMF.
by sifty boones August 22, 2011
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Scomo

When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.

To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.
She told me she didn’t want to shake my hand cause I was a dickhead, but I Scomo’ed her anyway.
by Ms Meow January 6, 2020
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ScoMo

When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.
Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.
by Gent Nosh December 21, 2019
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Scotum

A funny mispronunciation of the word scrotum that now lives rent free in my brain.

Originally discovered on reddit, and read aloud in a Soothouse video featuring SorrowTV (/r/IHadAStroke).
"How the child at birth when you are create by dad scotum, when many time in history boy (maybe GIRL) come out with mother"s fecal future?"

-Deleted User on Reddit
by AshKetchep March 14, 2022
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doing a scomo

The dropping of all things of importance in a time of need or emergency and fucking off somewhere else.
I’m doing a scomo because i’m a fuckhead.
by The zebra headed jungleman January 5, 2020
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Schumpeter

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.
Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.
by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010
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