by aukad January 6, 2020
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An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.
A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.
Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.
A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.
An empty suit propped up by the media reading old tired Marxist tripe from a teleprompter.
A vapid celebrity or politician incapable of originating or uttering a coherent thought without a teleprompter or cue cards.
Someone demonstrably stupid and yet convinced of their own infallibility, even though unable to think or emote.
A politician or celebrity who has no resume, no plan, no clue, and cannot speak without someone telling them what to say.
by sifty boones August 22, 2011
Get the SCoaMF mug.When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.
To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.
To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.
by Ms Meow January 6, 2020
Get the Scomo mug.When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.
by Gent Nosh December 21, 2019
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Originally discovered on reddit, and read aloud in a Soothouse video featuring SorrowTV (/r/IHadAStroke).
Originally discovered on reddit, and read aloud in a Soothouse video featuring SorrowTV (/r/IHadAStroke).
"How the child at birth when you are create by dad scotum, when many time in history boy (maybe GIRL) come out with mother"s fecal future?"
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by AshKetchep March 14, 2022
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by The zebra headed jungleman January 5, 2020
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