Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011

Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

Spottieottiedopaliscious

A very, very luscious and attractive woman. Named after one of Outkast's greatest songs known to man. They invented this word. So toss yo hat up to them.

Yes...when I first met my spottieottiedopaliscious angel, I can remember that damn thang like yesterday.

by Urban Dicktionary!!!!!!!! September 15, 2006

Scottish

The accent you think you can do but cannot

Person 1: *bad Scottish accent*
Every Scottish person ever: “No.”

by IHateYouMichałYouAsswipe March 14, 2019

scottish vacuum of charm

A great swirling vortex of charm that surrounds Scottish people. Apparently, everyone in Scotland is *that* charming.
Introduced to us on Jan. 16, 2008 on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and James McAvoy -- apparently to two least charming Scottish people in all of Scotland.

Craig Ferguson: What would you classify as real sex?
James McAvoy: Would you like me to show you?
-laughter-
James McAvoy: Do you know what that was? That was the scottish vacuum of charm!

by Kat Angela Hugins March 25, 2008

Scottaholic

A woman who can not keep her hands and handy parts off of anyone named Scott. Definately a good thing for anyone named Scott. Definately a bad thing for anyone whole is not named Scott.

Guy 1: "That must be a Scott because she is all over him like a Scottaholic."
Guy 2: "I wish I was a Scott"

by scott-to-trot February 6, 2010

scottish coktail

putting some variation of an alcoholic beverage into a vagina, and licking it or drinking it out

i gave that girl the greates scottish coktail last night with a mixture of pepsi and russian vodka

by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008