Scotchhobble

Punishment, one person (with genitals) is sat on a stump while another person with a hammer and nails proceeds to nail the person’s scrotum to the stump. Then push said person backwards off the stump

My uncle Jerry told me he would “scotchhobble” me if I got into his liquor cabinet again.

by McNichols March 14, 2024

scotchmosis

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns

Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")

by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020

scratchjob

To feel good with scratching.

After a long day, Ryan laid down as Florence gave him a scratchjob until he fell asleep.

by Pete20 November 14, 2020