A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.
Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?
Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
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Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.
Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
by LeGiBehTeQuoIx May 31, 2023
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At the end of a relationship and knowing how much you despise the person you just left for everything they did to you, you ensure that there is never any hope of getting back together by letting everyone know what that person did to you.
she broke up with him and he went all scorched earth on her to regain his dignity after the way she played him.
by Mr Satans mistress May 14, 2015
Get the Scorched earth mug.Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!
by brojers May 4, 2011
Get the scorching the boulder mug.When you bring a girl home from a bar, and she passes out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants.
by TunaTacoGrande March 21, 2003
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Braden: Scorched!
Elisa: I hate you guys
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by boybraden December 21, 2014
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Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!
Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!
by Nutty Dud3 December 24, 2008
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