The Schlegel

Letting someone stick their thumb up another's anus.

she had the anus of a 7 yr old. I gave her the schlegel 78 times and she moaned for it.

by Wilt December 29, 2007

Schlegel

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life

Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.

by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006

Dick Schlegel

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

by Heffnark October 11, 2009

Schwegeled

Verb: when you accidentally end up in a conversation that takes far longer than you ever expected it could.

I am so sorry I am late, I was Schwegeled.

by BHS-laughter February 24, 2025

Schweeley

tipsy, buzzed, feelin'g good, all due to alcohol

I probably shouldn't drive home, I'm a little schweeley.

by Kelli Jo May 22, 2006

schweigeled

The act of getting screwd in one manner or another by someone making a point of putting their own self interest first.

I was about to pour my coffee when someone rushed in and schweigeled me by taking the last cup.

by Le Duc July 5, 2010

Schweelin

A term used for an individual who is slightly intoxicated while driving.

Damn Daniel, this guy is swerving all over the road!

Yeah, I saw him pull out from the bar parking lot, you know he is schweelin.

by Too Tall Jimboslice June 28, 2016