Schwantz Licker

Schwantz Licker is an ancient term used for anyone who is a douchebag, ass hole, jerk off, etc. Schwantz meaning dick or penis so it's the equivalent to calling someone a dick licker.

Kevin: Hey Chuck why are you a schwantz licker?

Chuck: I don't know why?

Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.

by Kevin The Body December 16, 2008

schwanktify

To make awesome and irresistible to the female gender. To invite vacuous relationships into its realm.

Oh my God Dude, I sooo need yo schwanktify my my car so I can get me some Kitty!

by chillersalami February 18, 2010

schwantes

A prick that does not have many friends. Usually Nicknamed Admiral Schwantes

You are so rude, you could be the next Schwantes

by Schwantes September 25, 2017

Schwindt

Worlds slowest moving martial artist

Schwindt was knocked out by 95 year old lady judo player

by Scheissemeister January 21, 2023