schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?

a cool/unique way of asking what's up

John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)

by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 1, 2009

SCHWAB

An acronym for a woman who is strongly disliked. Stands for Slut-Cunt-Ho-Whore-Ass-Bitch.

I hate that girl; she's a good-for-nothing SCHWAB!

by josho911 September 23, 2017

Charles Schwab

To rectally relieve a woman from behind while she does your taxes.

April was rapidly approaching, so I had to give that bitch a Charles Schwab.

by John DeCroce August 17, 2007

Dick Schwab

A rude remark used when someone is pissing you off to the fullest extent.

Jeff: "I love to bang 24/7 and I live in the most white neighborhood with all my rich ass friends."
Ronald: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING DICK SCHWAB!"

by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016

schwab

the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.

"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"

by omganonymousname December 23, 2008

schwab

When you chew two foods at the same time by taking a bite of an entree with a bite of the side. I.e. a hamburger and French fries, a hot dog and macaroni salad, steak and mashed potatoes, or oatmeal and toast.

"I ate schwab on the fourth of July."
"This is really good schwab."
"My favorite schwab is a grilled cheese and bean with bacon soup."

by missgosohard August 23, 2014

Schwab

A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.

Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.

What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.

by DCJAM July 2, 2009