Schumacher Effect

When an athlete or a team wins so consistently (mainly in Motorsports, but is applicable in other sports as well) that it ruins it for everyone else and no one else wants to participate in it or watch it anymore because of the overwhelming predictability. Named after Michael Schumacher, whose 5 back-to-back Formula One Championships led to huge declines in ratings & race attendances.

#1. Nascar's ratings are going down the drain because of Jimmie Johnson's full blown Schumacher Effect.

#2. Valentino Rossi & Sebastian Loeb have spawned their own mini Schumacher Effects in MotoGP and the WRC, respectively.

by reditalia593 March 21, 2010

A Joel Schumacher Film

The words you should adhere as an extreme warning before seeing a movie that you might qualify as being 'Good'.

1. Warner Bros. Pictures Presents, A Joel Schumacher Film: "BATMAN & ROBIN"

by Mister E. November 15, 2006

Schumacher

A derogatory insult, usually saved for an occasion that calls for extremely colourful language. Taken from the Hollywood Director Joel, a Schumacher is an often annoying, blatently homosexual individual whose penchant for all things colourful and rubber, single handedly killed one of the most grippingly dark action franchises of the 90's

"Your such a fuckin' Schumacher!"

by G-Train August 28, 2005

schumacher stop

when you break really fast and come to a sudden stop.

john: wow michael really did a schumacher stop there
chris: yeah you can see the tyre marks on the tarmac.

by RickMyLad February 15, 2020

Schumacher

Usually used as an insult to refer to someone as a pedophile, a compulsive liar, a male in his twenties who lives at home and has no car or job, a man with a small penis, usually has tattoos of idiotic sayings or symbols in strange places, and a person with little to no common sense.

Did you hear about Tommy and that 12 year old? Yeah, he really pulled a Schumacher.

by shaggy faggydoo January 16, 2011

Schumacher

Schumachers will always love schu very much. Except when they are being pricks. (Which is most of the time.)

Those darn schumachers, gotta hate them, gotta love them.

by schulover February 20, 2019

schumacher

- if you have this name you love playing rugby and getting slapped in the face with the ball

- if you have this name you have nice big titties because you are a bad bitty

- wow, schumacher is begging to play rugby AGAIN?!

- did you hear? schumacher titty fucked her brother today

by Zuri Rossssss March 16, 2022