Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

peggy schuyler

And Peggy! Forgotten about yet rather important. Angelica and Eliza Schuyler's younger sister.

Peggy Schuyler deserved her own song and should've been in the second act.

by And.Peggy March 23, 2017

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist

“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

by Need That For My Math Class March 1, 2022

angelica schuyler

That older sister that will roast your ass if you hurt anyone she loves, LOOK OUT ALEXANDER! She gonna roast that ham just right. Hamilton
Ten dollar, founding father without a father. Got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter, by being a self-starter. By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter. And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away, across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up. Inside he was looking for something to be a part of. The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.
Washington hires Hamilton right on sight, but Hamilton still wants to fight, not write. Now, Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable... gotta watch out.

Person 1: Holy crap Angelica Schuyler bitch slapped
The humiliating act of slapping someone across the face. To be avoided.
You keep it up, she will bitch slap you!Thomas Jefferson so hard once that he refused to go to any parties she was in!
Person2: Damn, she must've been one scary lady.

by GirlyNyan Cat October 8, 2017

elizabeth schuyler

The most precious being ever. Never wrong. Beautiful. Sweet. Mom. Also baby.

Elizabeth Schuyler deserved so much better than that asshole, Hamilton.

by ElizaWERKHamilton November 13, 2016