Schmoke

The act of getting your penis sucked by a girl

Yoo I just got schmoked by my girlfriend’s sister !!!

by basicbren May 21, 2018

Schmoke

To go for a brief smoke of marijuana, commonly used when smoking out of a one-hitter/dugout or other small piece.

Matt: Yo bro, let's go for a schmoke.
Ricardo: I got 5's

by Slaiest. March 26, 2017

schtote

Noun : A sexually attractive girl or boy

Verb : To befriend or chat-up a girl or boy with the aim of sleeping with them. Same as "shark" or "sharking"

As a noun : GAWD, that schtote is hot. I have to get me some of that pu-tang!

As a verb : Chill guys, I just need to schtote that total babe. Are you guys up for some schtoting?

by kayodei November 22, 2007

schmoker

Either a term of endearment or a trash talking term. Used when attempting to rile up friends or talk smack to street walkers.

Look at that schmoker in the white Miata convertible.

by DMC40 June 23, 2008

Schmokey Bushters

Brand of ciggarettes made in tullamore, a small town in Ireland

Jes i'd love a packet of Schmokey Bushters right now

by yof yror November 26, 2010

SCHWOKE

When an intelligent individual is simply too WOKE for anybody to understand.

"BRO THAT NIGGA @FUCKYOUMOSA, IS SCHWOKE AS FUCK"

by JustAnotherSchwokeNigga May 9, 2018

Schtokin

A verb used to define the act of smoking some fire weed.

We out here, schtokin to tolkien. ie smoking while watching Lord of the Rings

by kaiYotey August 14, 2018