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Noun : A sexually attractive girl or boy

Verb : To befriend or chat-up a girl or boy with the aim of sleeping with them. Same as "shark" or "sharking"
As a noun : GAWD, that schtote is hot. I have to get me some of that pu-tang!

As a verb : Chill guys, I just need to schtote that total babe. Are you guys up for some schtoting?
schtote by kayodei November 22, 2007
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Schooter 

Schooter is used to define someone who would probably shoot up a school or someone who has shot up a school.
That kid who sits by himself at lunch and has no friends is a schooter.
Schooter by Schoot November 30, 2018
A schmote is an antonym for G.O.A.T and is often used in a derogatory way to demean someone’s “bad job done”
Oh my god, you didn’t clutch the win, you are such a schmote!
Schmote by Sageriah February 18, 2023

Schooter 

Short for school shooter
Yo did u see that schooter last week? She fucked up real bad. Fuckin bitch killed dozens of little kids
Schooter by Mooseking69 October 6, 2019
The act of gobbling down massive amounts of food in a short period of time.
I schlote 3 hamburgers last night in 7 minutes and paid the price dearly...
Schlote by Schlendini The Great July 26, 2020
To describe the excitement of fornication.
Yo man, I gettin' it tonight....SCHTOKE!
Schtoke by Joe C.... November 26, 2006

schtupt schtofel 

Using pube clippings as a Hitler Mustache after shaving a girl’s over grown bush.
Sure I came home drunk and threw potted plants around the house, but my roommate lightened up when I pulled off a schtupt schtofel and marched around the house singing third riche songs.
schtupt schtofel by 38 March 17, 2003
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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