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West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North 

A school located in the state where absolutely nothing happens: New Jersey. The building of education is overrun by ginders, and it is 80% Asian. You will get slapped if you have less than a 102% in any subject. It has the money to pay for not one but TWO ice cream vending machines yet it doesn’t have the dough to fix the goddamn ac and heater. At least it’s better than South because we actually have walls.
Mom: What did you get on your test at West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North today?
Child: uhh... *stutters* a 100%
Mom: Really? Two can play at that game. *twap*

Grange School Nigeria 

grange is a fucked up school, no one likes it . because its shit , they are always bring new and unknown white principals who we dont rlly need, then they banned the popcorn, then they give us useless tests after midterm break ugh

fuck grange

South Central High School (NC) 

The UN of all high schools. You will find every race here. A mix of a lot of cultures. A pretty chill school with good sports and hot girls. Located in winterville nc just outside the city of greenville.

school nurse 

Offer ice for every last thing. Unkept office with students lined up out the door trying to get home. There are probably no more than two school nurses per school. Thinks that you parents or guardians need to know every last bit of information, and asks them if they can come pick you up. These nurses probably don't even have a medical dagree. Most of these school nurses are fat. Eventhough you feel horible, they probably won't beleive you, so they send you back to class after 3 mins. Nurses have memory erasers, because they ask for you name evey time you go to see them. Their office always smells like they are cooking something. Probably every office has an empty garbage bin for needles. Probably every office has a microwave.
(NOTE I am just using random names!)
(Bob) Mrs, I feel like I will be throwing up badly
*Throws up intestines*
(School Nurse) Do you want me to call your mom?

(Steve) Mrs I think I am pa-
*Drops to floor*
(Nurse) You look fine to me, go back to class!
school nurse by Aidan Yurich March 30, 2009

Middletown high school north 

Big joke, I'd rather have a ton of bricks fall on me then get up every morning and go to that dive. North blows. During class chaing you can go through the halls and talk to upwards of 1650 of the most idiotic individuals ever. In addition we have a ruler like hitler because our decrepit principal hurt herself during a fire drill, how I don't know, firedrills aren't serious anyway. The dude harasses all of the decent individuals rather then confronting real issues like crack heads that make our school a disgrace. Middletown North makes me want to puke, the stupid cameras only watch some hallways, so e slums of the 1300 hallway is completely unwatchable, except by some old security guard who is a huge joke to. He wears aviator sunglasses like he's in the FBI. The teachers are idiots too, sometimes they assign stupid projects and just grade you based on how much they like you! MHSN blows. Especially the gym classes where the teachers suck!
Administrative Nazi: You, don't do that! I'm the god of Middletown High School Northand you listen to me

Student: I'm just reading and walking...

Administrative Nazi: Referall for open defiance

Lowlife: yo! Who wants some dope?

Student: Aren't you gonna write him up?

Administrative Nazi: No, that's to much work! But you get another one because in Christ.

Middletown High School North 

A High School that basically consists of stupid rules, annoying teachers, and bomb threats. Our football team sucks and the cheerleaders could play better. Everyone underestamates each other, and we have fights everyday. Our water bottles get taken away and you get written up for everything. There's a mini "hood" in our school. Its right by the language section. Rumors fly, and supposedly we are in the guiness book of records for having the most bomb threats <3
holmdel student : where do you go to school?

Me : Middletown High School North

holmdel student : oh okay. you are in the guiness book of records right?!

Me : No.