Schneider Man 

Schneider Man refers to the mystical super-hero who is half crocodile, half monkey. He has awesomeness powers (hit the link) and is capable of failing at almost anything. He has an evil concubine called "The Shadow".

His superpowers include:
> The ability to incapacitate you by looking at you
> Making grown men cry
> Touching his concubine in public
> Making ANYONE withing viewing distance completly flacid

Victim: Help me! I need a super hero!
Schneider Man: Never fear, I am here!
Victim: * Dies horrible painful death, inclusive of melting eyballs, imploding ears and all other senses brutally murdered by being in close proximity to Schneider Man

Schneider Man by Suitcase Lady March 11, 2008

Rob Schneider 

washed-up ex-SNL actor whose apogee was doing the 'making copies' skits about a hundred years ago. The rest of his oeuvre is forgettable, or better yet, unwatched.

Rob Schneider was a 90's concept that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
Rob Schneider obviously had 8x10 glossies of Lorne Michaels in a compromising position, otherwise he never would have gotten on SNL, let alone into any of those ridiculous movies.

Rob Schneider by adam_before_eve January 12, 2006

schneider 

adjective. Australian slang for methamphetamine.

"You need a schneider to wake you up?"
"Today, Queensland police arrested a group for a schneider production lab."
"That bogan has schneidered his teeth away!"

schneider by LTkage May 12, 2017

Rob Schneider 

The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners

If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.

Rob Schneider by thierryhenry January 6, 2006

The Rob Schneider 

When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.

Hey heres a farm, I'm gonna pull a Rob Schneider

The Rob Schneider by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003

Rob Schneider 

The ultimate career killer to any celebrity co-staring in his mediocre movie(s). If you're a movie star, and want to end your fame, star in his next flick.

Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.

Rob Schneider could be the least funny guy I know.

Rob Schneider by prof. frink July 11, 2006

Schneider 

A handjob given in a school library.

Sarah got caught giving Hunter a Schneider and gave Hunter the nickname "Schneider" for the rest of his life.

Schneider by ThatNewDrizzyDrake September 30, 2014