Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

Schmocking

Another term for joking/joshing.

Girl: You're so ugly
Boy: What!!
Girl: I'm just schmocking with you :)

by NoMalware June 8, 2017

schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012

shlurking

verb
when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping

-Hey, do you know where Luke is?
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.

by The_Majyq_Touch January 20, 2011

shmucking

fucking, literally; having intercourse with...

yo, you shmucking that girl?

by Alexisandria January 12, 2006

shmurkin

tight,smooth,fresh.

This chicken is shmurkin.

by Brandon June 6, 2003