schmuggen

A word used as a nickname for a small animal. (mostly pets, e.g. dogs, cats, etc.)
plural - schmuggens

This little schmuggen eats a hell of a lot of food for his size.
I rescued these little schmuggens from a box on the side of a road!

by CloudMonkey June 13, 2022

scuglet

A fleshy pink sweaty fat fuck that could easily go into cardiac arrest just from lifting their burger to their face hole. A walking dumpster fire of high cholesterol, clogged arteries, and if male hasn’t seen their miserable excuse of a cock in decades. If female, has a fupa which weighs enough to feed 3 full grown male silverback gorillas. Their sweat is made of sodium only, their blood type is ragu, and they’re usually only seen in public riding the assisted electric carts at Walmart.

Bro, look at the scuglet swallowing whole hot dogs in isle three.

by Old World Awesome October 10, 2022

shmullet

The common name given to a mullet that is grown from the head of a female. Otherwise known as a she - mullet.

Man with a mullet marries woman with a shmullet.

by Ziggs October 7, 2004

schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping

Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.

by gava November 6, 2006

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

schmugly

Ugly in an endearing way.

Dave: That girls really ugly

Alex: Ugly schmugly

by annonynonny November 25, 2013