Schlonster

A cock that is an absolute monster. Much larger than a schledium or a schlong) and with great girth.

Girl 1: So how was your date night?

Girl 2: I almost ended up in a wheel chair, turns out that old made has an absolute Schlonster

by Wados18 May 8, 2020

Smobster

A Smobster is someone who belongs to the SMOB (Saahel's Fan Army). It's the self-identifying term for a Saahel (IG @saahellmusic) fan.

Bro, Saahel is just amazing, I'm such a Smobster!

by Saahel Supremacy December 5, 2022

Schmeaster

An Easter tradition where you hide cans of Schmidt beer in a field of tall grass, and drink the beer on the spot rather than collecting them in a basket. Common in western Washington State.

Hey, we're going to Matt's house for Schmeaster to celebrate the resurrection of Christ! Don't forget to wear your traditional Schmeaster tuxedo!

by Red Osprey February 11, 2010

Schmooter

Being an all around good for nothing trickster

" Kelly your a schmooter"

by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010

scoobster

Retard who is signed up to reload network servers LMFAO

Monil, my server is all wong (wah):'(

Love Scoobster

by Darbz March 2, 2005

schmooter

a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump

i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.

by HUDSON111111111111 May 14, 2005

Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011