schmeckle

A form of currency aka pen springs

I have 2 schmeckles

by NOTKIWIK January 30, 2020

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 26, 2024

Schmeckle

Generic term for penis. More commonly used by old men with erectile disfunction.

My grandpa said his schmeckle wasnt working right.

by Duckwhore September 8, 2020

Schmeckling

The act of inserting illicit drugs into the male urethra. The practice is not in any way exclusive to Jewish men, in spite of the Hebrew root.

“Imma be schmeckling dem xanny bars, bruh. Need that quick hit.”

by Parrot Fledger December 13, 2019

Schmeckles

Schmeckles means “money” and refers to a fictional currency from the television series Rick and Morty by Adult Swim

I’d love to go on that trip, but I need to save up some more schmeckles first.

by Xvanes February 24, 2019

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 29, 2024

Schmeckles

Currency, mainly used in communist environments, has a very high fluctuation, depending on Sparkess relation with the owner

How much is a slave? -8 schmeckles.

Oh no. Sparkess devaluatet my schmeckles again.

by IRepazZI July 18, 2019