by Maximus Aurelius May 29, 2009
Get the schlonged mug.The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.
Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"
Jerry: "..."
Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."
by Voltron22 August 6, 2012
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The Schlongagangflaung is a schlong (dick) in a gang that can fling cum around to impregnate women with gang babies that will turn into men and join the gang. Making the has it the most superior gang on the block
Guy#1: I heard the other gang has a Schlongagangflaung.
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!
by Adam with a dream October 14, 2020
Get the schlongagangflaung mug.Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.
"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022
Get the Schlongest mug.Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006
Get the schlongage mug.by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016
Get the schlonged mug.Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.
by Toastor January 5, 2021
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