Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

Schemer

True definition of a schemer is known as KAI1. This definition is derived from ancient ahmedabadis known as KAI1's, these guys would put up any bullshit story to get out of a get together that's how they've come to be known as schemers of the 21st century.

When someone says they cant come for a movie, people say they've pulled a KAI1. That's what we call a schemer.

by KAI1AMIN69 February 17, 2021

Schemer

Used to describe sensitive snowflakes who lie about being online to join a circle jerk party.

Ah man, where’s the other boys at?
They’re in a gay little party all offline, such schemers.

by Can you neck yourself October 4, 2021

Schemer

A little rascal who always seems to be causing problems around the campsite.

Awwwe lil' Billy is such a schemer when he organized that panty raid.

by dickrider99 June 24, 2019

boob schemer

A female individual who partially exposes their breasts in order to receive attention from a male

(Boob schemer)

"Hey did notice Ashley's boob scheming with Brad? Yeah them tits were lit"

by cactusneedswater November 28, 2016

Schemer pinches

An irritating phrase used to annoy your younger brother

Tony Hey Matt, schemer pinches. - Matt “stfu!”

by Tp84 December 18, 2020