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Scatty Batty 

The sexual act of shitting on anothers ass(batty)and smearing it all over or to use your own faecaes and do the same. usually during scat sex or solo masturbation.
You had a really scatty batty last night after i shat on you and then proceeded to bum fuck you.
Scatty Batty by Andy McColl May 25, 2008

Scatty as Staley 

this is when you get more scatty than tom staley
Scatty as Staley by bIG ALADJKJJJ December 17, 2019

scatty cow

woman of small or no mental capacity.
mags fell out of her window for no apparent reason.....angus said, look at that scatty cow
scatty cow by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006

Scatty Doobin 

Doobin refers to the act of smoking a 'doob' or 'spliff'. Scatty refers to the said doob being unsatisfactory or of bad quality. So scatty doobin means smoking a low quality spliff.
"Man, me and Tom were just scatty doobin all night."
"Unlucky mate, I got some high grade shit."
Scatty Doobin by J swizz November 5, 2008

scatty bitch 

A real dirty scatty bitch / norse, can be used against anyone who has a slight discolouration to skin or clothes, usualy on the wiffy side, needless to say there's a few scatty bitches out there.
sone woman asked me for money I told that scatty bitch to step off.
scatty bitch by Scat spotter February 19, 2015