Modern day supporter of political slavery; A secular State-Worshiper; Member of the cult of the State; An irrational, immoral, collectivist parasite which leeches off the productive private sector at the point of a gun, while attempting to justify such behavior through invalid, unethical, altruistic arguments. Uses statist law (oppressive edicts backed by criminal violence) to intimidate and run the neo-slave racket. Typically found in government, politics, bureaucracy, police, military and law; aka Supporter of such; Governmentalist; Nationalist; A degenerate sub-human who makes your life a living hell; An accident just waiting to happen...
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I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe
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Someone who believes in the practice or doctrine of giving a centralized government control over economic planning and policy.
A statist believes in extremely heavy government intervention in personal matters and moderate to high government intervention in economic matters. They generally believe in a centralized state with a social safety net and strong laws restricting personal liberty.
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I have actually heard stoner and skater being tossed around as insults.
They just don't understand the only thing Skateboarding has in common with smoking is we both do what we love which is more than most people can say.
I have actually heard stoner and skater being tossed around as insults.
They just don't understand the only thing Skateboarding has in common with smoking is we both do what we love which is more than most people can say.
A few people i know: Ugh I hate skateboarders!
ME (only humoring them because I know that they're bigots): oh, and why is that?
AFPIK: Because they are idiots/wear girl pants/are all the same
Me: Bigot. You wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you. In a nutshell, it would flood your narrow understanding of the world. You damn skatist. How would you like it if I said American Eagle was gay? Well, its no secret.
AFPIK:... Damn
ME (only humoring them because I know that they're bigots): oh, and why is that?
AFPIK: Because they are idiots/wear girl pants/are all the same
Me: Bigot. You wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you. In a nutshell, it would flood your narrow understanding of the world. You damn skatist. How would you like it if I said American Eagle was gay? Well, its no secret.
AFPIK:... Damn
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Get the statisticock mug.Me: told you Boise would beat your asses
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ
Virginia Tech fan: so what, statistics show blah blah blah (useless info)
Me: YOU STILL LOST
months later..
Me: Stanford will clobber you
same fan: we have the best offense in the acc we'll win
days later...
Me: told you so
same fan: well statistics show.....
Me: jesus christ
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