startled earwigs

A term used to describe an Irish Gaelic football team after they have been heavily defeated by the opposition. Coined in 2009 by Dublin manager Pat Gilroy after his team were annihilated by resurgent underdogs Kerry.

Dublin didn't appear to have a Plan A, never mind B or C. The manager, Pat Gilroy, would later maintain that his players had started the match like "startled earwigs".

by thekingdom August 4, 2009

Scartle

It's whatever you believe in your heart as your nose deep is someone's ass.

I'll scartle your asshole with a bum lance.

by Arpn March 27, 2020

Scareless

One that cannot be scared by kids, particularly when used by adults.

When a child is continually trying to scare an adult and the adult says, "You can't scare me, I'm scareless"

by SandMan9401 February 19, 2021

scareletwitchsbitch

best mutual ever. literally i’m not joking. shoutout to scareletwitchsbitch ily bestie 😍😍😘😘🤞🤞

scareletwitchsbitch is the best mutual if ur not mutuals with them u better do it rn 😤

by mxrvelxst May 28, 2021

scarited

the word for when you’re both ‘scared’ and ‘excited’ at the same time.

I’m so scarited for later.

by broverse01 February 8, 2023

scattledonk

to place ones bloody anal droppings upon the face of a German street woman.

man: "remove your scarf. i'm going to scattledonk you"

German street woman: "fo shiza"

by Adolf H. or A. Hitler July 12, 2011

startledbunny

This is a term for an exceptionally ugly woman, possessed of big, mad staring eyes.

Did you see that broad with the fish eyes? Yeah, she's a real startledbunny ain't she?

by Jon October 10, 2004