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SCANDALUST

When you obsessively lust after a best friend's girl or guy, mother, or sister, brother or father. Or a girlfriend or boyfriend's best friend, mother, father, sister or brother. any situation that could cause a scandal if uncovered.
1. Man, I cant stop pictureing my bro's girl naked. I want her sooooo bad, and I wanna take her from him. I know, I know, it's scandalust... but I cant help it. She makes me CRAZY! 2. I Cant believe you are with the hottest guy in school, but all you do is sit around and have erotic day dreams about his 50 year old dad! Girl you gotta bad case of scandalust.
by Brittany T April 15, 2008
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scandalistic

When a scandal becomes so hectic that it morphs the two together and becomes scandalistic
“Damn... Them oklahoma boys are scandalistic as fuck in that tv show
by Forie March 26, 2019
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sandalista

As far as is known, the term was coined by (or at least first published by) political satirist and humorist PJ O'Rourke as an essay and later published in his book, Holidays in Hell regarding the Lefty-loving, hacky-sack playing dirtballs who mourned the Sandinista's (FSLN, led by Daniel Ortega) death as a political power in Nicaragua.

The Sandalista can be described as any number of unwashed, unshaven, greasy, long-haired psuedo-hippies who spent their time lamenting the passing of Che Guevara, Paul Wellstone and most specifically, the death of Communism in Nicaragua. Their honorary political figurehead is now Jimmy Carter. They are no longer welcomed by the decent people of Nicaragua, so they came back to the United States to torment and pester the public here.

Sandalistas put no effort whatsoever into making themselves presentable to the public at large, nor any effort into obtaining job skills that would make them the least bit employable. They can be identified by sandal-clad unwashed feet, unshaven pits and legs (females), scabs, foul breath, unshaven faces (male and female) and wild, matted, uncombed hair. Their stench announces their approach. Puka shells and love-beads are their choice of tribal adornment. Females typically wear long batik skirts (to identify them as female, allegedly) to hide the bug bites on their legs, and wear no make-up. Males may or may not wear black make-up around their eyes. Many are pierced all over their bodies and head, and most have some sort of tribal tattoo. In all, it is a failed attempt to appear the peasantry they want you to think they represent.

Their politics are always Leftist.

The only species of humanoid more vile smelling than the Sandalista is the feces-encrusted drunken wino and the elusive Skunk-Ape of the Florida Everglades. Though the Skunk-Ape has better personal hygiene.
Jesus H! Look at that filthy, stinking dirtball handing out flyers on the corner! Is that stench coming from HIM? Damn, I wish them Sandalistas would get a bath and a job. Let's get the hell out of here before his fleas jump on to us!
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sandalist

descriptive term for a person with "right on" views. It particularly applies to middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex. The type of person who believes in the

"naughty step" and that a raised voice constitutes aggression.
that odious child's parents are obviously a couple of sandalists
by hurdygurdyschnickschnick August 1, 2009
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scandalist

That outfit is very scandalist.
by bhaddddd March 5, 2021
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Scandalicious

A very sexy woman.

There is scandalous and then there is scandalicious.
"Damn, that chick is Scandalicious!"
by Shawn January 20, 2005
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Scandalia Project

When someone plans up something knowing it would fail but still continues to do it like he's retarded.

So in the end it will totally fail and sometimes it fails so bad that people actually laugh about it.
Jack: Let's skip this hour, smoke weed and get back in class.

Brandon: If someone finds out we're high it will definetly be a scandalia project! But lets do it anyways!
by Saj2 March 2, 2009
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