candy sausages

An interjection used when you fail at something or make a mistake.

"Oh candy sausages!" I screamed as I got back my test.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

cocktail sausages

short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.

isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like cocktail sausages.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Sausages

A word often used by people when they are upset or annoyed at something they or someone else have done!

Mother: Mary, you left the hair straightner on again!

Mary: Sausages!!

by Kinky Boots October 16, 2008

Sausages and mayonnaise ?

Another way to ask a friends oppinion on whether they would sleep with a specific person. The act of being so overwhelmed by the beauty of another person you have the urge to masturbate and ejaculate on their feaces.

Hey man, check that girl out...sausages and mayonnaise ?
So dude what about Rihanna...sausages and mayonnaise ?

by Kendrick CalMan dbn January 13, 2013

sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

by vk31337 May 3, 2011

Sausages Are Already Out There

When your information/idea/ or who you are in general is already well known to those that know you. No need to ask any questions or seek clarification. It is what it is.

"I dont know why he was all askin' me about how I felt about him going out with his friends. My sausages are already out there!"

by Plenty O'Toole June 13, 2007

The Sausages do not Approve

A phrase coined by F8thLeSS-Priicher meant to be a stupid way of making a negative statement with a referance to "My Hime" an anime in which one character's hair has ponytail-like things that look like sausages and is the jealous-type and when she thinks her "boyfriend" is looking at someone else her hair moves around franticly while she yells at him.

Clutz: Why won't this Computer work?!
F8thLeSS: Because The Sausages do not Approve of your methods.
Clutz: *punch*
F8thLeSS: Asshole...

by F8thLeSS-Priicher January 19, 2009