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saurkraut 

A grumpy German; someone who woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Don't be such a saurkraut, Adolf! Come on, let's see a smile. :-)

Sauerkraut Smoothie 

Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.
Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)

Sauerkraut Moment

When the food is so good that describing your experience comes out in jumbled words.
The bread, corned beef, the Ebelskivers, the—it’s all so good—oh my gosh—it’s—orange juice—bread—breakfast—I’m having a sauerkraut moment!
Sauerkraut Moment by Putobumbong February 24, 2023

hairy saurkraut 

1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass
Skouns ass looks like a hot dog bun with Hairy Saurkraut!!
hairy saurkraut by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
1. An angry german

2. someone who is being nazi-ish
angry german/ nazi-ish man: AHHHHH! FUCK THIS COMPUTER!!!

MAN: Uh oh! looks like sombody's bein' a sourkraut

peace out sauerkraut 

a better, more refined manner of saying goodbye, especially to a close friend or loved one.

referring to the only slightly tasty condiment, the phrase is generally believed to have been invented by Timothy Walker in the state of New York sometime near the turn of the century.
Devon: "peace out 'kraut, as in sauerkraut"

Tim: "Oh nice, peace out sauerkraut, that's my phrase, i made that up"

Devon and Valentina: "no you did not"

Tim: "this is bullass."