A concept similar to hammerspace, though hammerspace is specific to cartoons. In a game, when an inventory item is stored seemingly nowhere, it is said to be put in a "magic satchel." A magic satchel can conform to any size, from a small pill to a large building.
"Dude, where the fuck did Master Chief just put his rocket launcher?"
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."
by Fresnel December 2, 2007
Get the magic satchel mug.A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!
Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?
Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
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1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.
by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010
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by -Samax- December 16, 2010
Get the rape satchel mug.When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969
by Cum sack June 14, 2013
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by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007
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The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.
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